Dear Banks and Businesses

Dear Banks and Businesses,
I felt it necessary to get my frustrations out in letter form so I don't rip someone's head off soon. First, I don't appreciate being sent my statements AFTER the due date and subsequently getting charged a late fee that is as big as our monthly payment.
Secondly, I really hate it when you make promises that you will take care of something only to have to call back REPEATEDLY and find out it still hasn't been taken care of.
Thirdly, I'm currently super-duper angry that you never told me I could only have 6 transactions a month in my savings account and charged me $10 a transaction over that. Your interest rates suck and I now see no purpose in having a savings account if I get penalized for saving!!!!
Despite, what you may think I don't enjoy hearing your voice daily, so please take care of things the first time. I work hard for my money and do not enjoy giving it away to so-called fees. In conclusion, I'd really appreciate it if you would stop taking advantage of me IMMEDIATELY!
Sincerely,
Kim Walker